first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
this man won the internet
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
an amazing story
Me trying to finish something important on time:
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
Siri find me some self confidence